someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS
me:
(via pandora)
In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar
(via spongebobssquarepants)
me doing homework:
- pees
- checks fridge
- drinks water
- *looks at clock*
- “i still have plenty of time”
- scrolls tumblr
- opens youtube for relaxing music-
- then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
- opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
- “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
- *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
- *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
- but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
- *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
- *does something irrelevant*
- “im so tired!!!“
- *sleeps*
- *wakes to pee*
- *looks at clock*
- *cries*
(via giggle)
